Mystic Veggies & Sugar High Villains
It was an ordinary day as days go, Serena had just failed another test and lita was busy making odd shaped cookies. The rest of the group was studying and listening to Serena wail like a police siren. "Serena! Stop wailing! Here, try this problem," Rei grumbled
"Yea Serena, You might get it right this time!" Ami said kindly.
"You know what they say!" Mina interrupted brightly. "12th time's the charm!"
Everyone sweat drops. "Eh, heh heh, What? Is this the 13th time she's tried?"
"DONE!" Serena sang out cheerfully.
"Here let me check it," Amy offered.
"The answer is 7968," Serena continued ever cheerful as Amy stared at her paper, a larger then normal sweat drop appeared.
"No that is NOT the answer," Amy said in an odd voice.
"Awwww. But I haven't learned how to do that type of stuff yet!" Serena Wailed. "How should I know how?"
"Well if you read chapter twenty one in the math book you should know." Amy said angrily, not at all her normally calm self.
"Twenty one?" Serena shrieked. "But I'm only on chapter five!"
Once again everyone sweat dropped. The silence was broken by a yell from Amy.
"Waaaauuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I... CANT... TAKE... THIIS... ANY... MORE!!!"
"Amy?" Serena whimpered fearfully.
"The answer is 20! and the answer to this problem is 33 and Blah blah blah..." Amy read off the answer to every question on the page in a hysterically crazed voiced.
"Hi everyone! The lip shaped cookies are ready!" Lita burst in, unaware of Amy's current state of mind. "Oh NO! There are five of us and 27 cookies! I can't split them eaquily!"
"Yes you can!" Amy yelled pusing her face right up to Lita's, her eyes wide and rolling. You give everyone 5 and 2/5ths of a cookie! At least I think so, but You're too stupid to know the correct answer so what does it matter!" She cried as she whirled around the room. She waltzed out of the door singing her 524 times tables. She turned a corner and ran straight into Michelle and Amara who were followed by Trista. "WATCH OUT!!!" Ami yelled "YOU'RE EVEN OLDER THAN ME BUT I'M STILL SMARTER!!!"
Amara glanced at Michelle. "Must be something Serena did." Michelle nodded, Trista was silently attempting to keep Amy from scribbling long math problems on her dress for lack of paper. "HOLD STILL!!!" Amy wailed as she made a long black line along Trista's skirt. "I'M NOT DONE WITH THIS MATH PROBLEM!!! I MIGHT GET IT WRONG!! THEN I MIGHT BE CONSIDERED SERENA'S PEER IN INTELLIGENCE!" Amy stpped suddenly and was silent. Amara was just beginning to think Amy was back to normal when Amy burst into hysterical tears. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A HORRIBLE THOUGHT!!!" She continued to wail without taking a breath until she passed out whimpering math problems to herself. Five minutes later saw Amy tied to a chair while Serena told Michelle and Amara what had happened. Trista would have listened but she was in tears trying to scrub the black in out of her new skirt.
"Hooray! Lita yelled. There are seven conscious people now! I can split the cookies evenly!"
She reached for the plate of cookies and found nothing but a plate of crumbs. Her eyes filled with tears and she rushed of to the kitchen glaring at Serena who had stopped talking and was looking a little green. That was when Amy woke up. She instantly started whispering more times tables. Whenever she had to stop to think of an answer she shuddered and glanced at Serena. Trista came back just then. She had splashed her face with cold water in attempt to make it look like she hadn't been crying. It might have worked too if she hadn't splashed most of her hair too. Her lower lip kept trembling and she wouldn't stop fidgeting with her skirt, which seemed much lighter than before and it had odd little white blotches here and there.
"Uhm, did you spill bleach on your skirt?" Mina asked.
"N- no!" Trista said in a voice that didn't sound at all convincing.
"But it looks like it." Mina continued, she obviously didn't have very much tact if any.
"If Trista says no, she means no." Amara said firmly before Trista could start crying again.
"Are you sure its not bleach Amara?" Michelle asked.
"Yes."
"If you say so Amara"
"I know how to cure Amy." Trista said to change the subject.
"WHAT?" Everyone except Michelle and Amara replied. Even Lita had come back with 32 heart shaped cookies. Serena stopped looking sick and tried to stare intently at Trista but her gaze kept wandering to the cookies.
"There is a book that just might help us," Trista said.
"Where?" Everyone except Michelle and Amara cried.
"In the library" Trista said patiently.
"Ahhhhhh," Everyone except Michelle and Amara nodded.
"We must find this book and do what ever it says to cure Amy." Amara said
"Are you sure she shouldn't see the doctor first?" Michelle asked.
"No! It is our mission to find the book and follow the orders it gives us!"
"If you say so Amara,"
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IN THE LIBRARY
"Ooooooh!" Serena squalled, "Lookie! Its Darien!" And saying that she flung her self at him.
"Waaaaaaaaa!" Some poor unfortunate black haired guy yelled as Serena glomped him enthusiastically.
"Serena! What are you DOING?!!!" Darien asked as he saw Serena hugging some poor unfortunate black haired guy.
"Huh? Oh. Ewwwwwww get away from me!!" Serena wailed when she realised she wasn't holding Darien.
"STOP!" Rei yelled. All the scouts and Darien froze. "I sense an evil aura about this book!"
"Why would a book about some big red guy with horns and a cape have an evil aura?" Mina asked.
"No! THAT book!" Rei cried. She pointed dramatically at a small book titled "Your Everyday Guide to Chibi Humans" Everyone gasped and jumped back from the shelf. On the cover of the book was a picture of a little girl with a red heart shaped hair-do similar to Serena's. Her head was way too big for her body.
"Run!" Serena screamed. "Darien! Help!"
"Evil!" Rei yelled and promptly incinerated the book. "Ashes can't hurt anyone," She said smugly. *COUGH* *HACK* *GASP*
After ten minutes Rei had used her physic abilities to locate a tiny book called "What to do if your female friend goes crazy because she is brilliant and you are REALLY stupid" By: I.M. Weyrd. It took Lita 2 and 1/2 minutes to read the whole thing out loud back at Rei's temple.
"Ahem, To cure ones friend, one must recover the three Mystical Veggies. Each is guarded by one of the worst things imaginable. The first Veggie, the Mystical Bouncing Onion, is guarded by an extremely sugar high Zoicite."
"WHAT??? No! It will be impossible!" Serena wailed.
"No it won't! I'm here to help!" Darien said.
"Ooooh goodie!" Serena said.
Lita continued reading. "Get rid of it (it being Zoicite) and grab the Onion. DO NOT DROP IT! (IT being the onion this time) Next one must find the Mystical Zombie Tomato. It doesn't matter if you drop it but I don't recommend it. The guardien is an extremely sugar high Kaiori Knight."
There were gasps. "To get the Tomatoes I recommend you calmly approach her and poke her in the eye as soon as you see her, before she realizes you are an enemy, poke her in the eye until she gives you the Tomatoes."
"Wouldn't it be easier and safer to beat her up with our powers and then poke her?" Rei asked.
"NO! The book says do it like this. It is our mission, our orders, we must follow them correctly!" Amara yelled
"Are you sure Amara this sounds dangerous!" Michelle whimpered.
"I'm VERY sure!" Amara said.
"If you say so Amara."
"Pay attention!" Lita Yelled and continued reading. "The last vegetable is the Mystical Lovesick Cucumber. It is guarded by an extremely sugar high Emerald. The best way to get the cucumber is to find a Prince Diamond look-alike and use him to distract her. Then sneak off with the cucumber. Mash the three veggies together and add water to make the cure-all elixir."
"A Prince Diamond look-alike hmmm?" Mina said in a tone Darien didn't like.
"Lets all transform and go find the veggies!" Lita cried.
"URANUS PLANET POWER!" "NEPTUNE PLANET POWER!" "PLUTO PLANET POWER!" "MARS STAR POWER!" "JUPITER STAR POWER!" "VENUS STAR POWER!"
"MOON COSMIC POWER!!!"
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TEMPLE OF THE VEGGIES
"Ooooh Tuxedo Mask it's sooooo daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark and scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeee!" SailorMoon Wailed
"Shut up SailorMoon!" SailorMars growled.
"Look its a light" Sailor Pluto said, pointing at the end of the tunnel.
They walked into a big round chamber. On a pedestal in the middle was the Mystical Bouncing Onion.
"Who are you? Whaaa! EIGHT Sailor Scouts?! Oh well no matter!" Zoicite said happily as she boinged towards the group. "A Ha HA ha Haaaaa!" Zoicite gave a horrible laugh and pelted the scouts with rancid onions. They fell about moaning and covering their ears. Tears streamed down their faces.
"I HATE bad food!" Jupiter wailed
"This is no fair" Venus cried, "Zoicites happy, she's laughing! I wanna be happy too! Gimme sugar!"
"I HATE onions!" Mars sobbed. Whooosh! The onions were burnt to a crisp.
"Mars! You burnt them! Can't you COOK??" Jupiter yelled.
Meanwhile SailorMoon was cowering behind Tuxedo Mask. "Don't worry SailorMoon I'll keep you safe!" He said as he twirled his cane to fend off the onions. "Owowowowowow! My Eyeeeeee!"
"Nooooo! Tuxedo Mask!" Serena Wailed, holding him as he nursed his black eye. "That's it! I'm using the silver crystal!"
"No! You'll Die!!" Mars, Jupiter, Venus, and Tuxedo Mask all yelled.
"But we will fulfill the mission!" Uranus said.
"Are you sure? I mean, she'll DIE."
"We must make sacrifices."
"If you say so"
"No! SailorMoon! Please stop!" Tuxedo Mask cried.
SailorMoon stared at him for a moment and then put the crystal back. "Being reborn is too complicated" She whined. She picked up a large Onion and hurled it at Zoicite. *THUD*
"Hooray I hit her! she's unconscious!"
"Uhm, SailorMoon?" Jupiter sweat dropped. "My Onion hit Zoicite. Yours hit Mars."
"Eh heh heh heh. Oops."
"Lets grab the Onion and continue " Tuxedo mask suggested.
"Is everyone here?" SailorMoon asked.
"I've got Mars, Pluto is over there in the corner. I guess Mars accidentally singed her skirt."
"Oooh that's bad." Neptune said.
The group proceeded to the next chamber. "Welcome People! A ha HA ha!" Kaiori Knight greeted them.
"Hurry SailorMoon. Now's your chance to poke her!" Amara yelled
"ME?? No way!"
"But this our mission! We MUST follow orders!"
"YOU follow them!"
"Hey you're those sailor scouts! Where's the twisted little fluffball (AKA Chibiusa)? HEY! Twisted little fluffball! That's FUNNY! A ha HA ha!"
"It's too late! She knows were enemies. Attack her!"
WORLD SHAKING! DEEP SUBMERGE! DEADLY SCREAM!
FIRE SOUL! SPARKLING WIDE PRESSURE! LOVE CHAIN ENCIRCLE!
MOON CRISIS POWER!! RAINBOW MOON HEART ACHE!!!
"A ha HA haaaa! You can't kill me I'm a zombie!" Kaiori Knight yelled as the attacks sped towards her. *THUD*
Ten seconds later the scouts had stepped over an unconscious Kaiori Knight, taken the tomato, and were well on their way to the cucumber.
"Wait!" Uranus called just before they entered. We need a prince diamond look-alike!"
"Oh Yea!" Mina said
Somehow with incredibly limited resources, they managed to make Tuxedo Mask look like Diamond.
They entered the chamber of the Cucumber and were immediately confronted by Emerald.
"DIAMOND! You came to me! Wait a minute! What are you doing with SailorMoon?"
"Oh err, nothing much!" Diamond/Mask said.
"You're acting like she's your girlfriend!" Emerald whimpered.
"Well she IS!" Darien yelled.
"No she isn't!" Mars Hissed, and kicked him.
"Owwww! I was just kidding!"
"Darien! How could you?"
"SailorMoon! He's DIAMOND" Mars hissed and kicked her.
"That's not DARIEN!" Emerald bellowed.
Meanwhile the other scouts snuck over and stole the cucumber.
"The Cucumber!" Emerald shrieked as soon as they touched it. "Oh well, as long as I've got my Diamond I don't care! A ha HA ha HE HE heeeeee!"
"Darien RUN!" SailorMoon yelled. All the scouts dashed for the door. In her haste, Venus, who held the tomato, tripped. The tomato sailed through the air and hit darien on the head.
"Aieee! I dropped the tomato for Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" She wailed.
Watery tomato juice ran down Darein's hair and washed out the white powder.
"You're not Diamond!" Emerald shrieked. But it was too late. The scouts were gone.
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REI'S TEMPLE
"Hooray! Were back! Ameeee!" Serena said as the other 7 scouts and a grumpy tomato covered Darien walked in behind her.
"Whaaa! My walls!" Rei wailed.
"Horrors!" Cried Trista. The walls were covered with writing and Amy was gone.
They made the Cure-all and then followed the trail of math problems to find Amy. After a mile or so the writing turned into a driveway and inside a house.
"I wonder who lives here?" Lita murmured. "this isn't Amy's home."
"Its mine!" Trista cried and dashed into the house. The others followed quickly.
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa! My Curtains! My Skirts! My House! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
There was Amy hurriedly scribbling on Trista's skirt.
Half an hour later Ami, Raye, Lita, Mina, Serena, Darien, Michelle, and Amara were sitting on Trista's ink covered couch readin a book called. "what do do if your frind goes crazy because her skirt is covered in math problems", the sequel to: "What to do if your female friend goes crazy because she is brilliant and you are REALLY stupid" By: I.M. Weyrd.
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